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Late night poopem
Good night moon
Good night stars
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Floating in jars
a lot of crazy pickles happen when I’m driving
- conversations with myself
- [Me mimicking another driver]: High profile vehicles can’t make sharp turns, ahyuck
- Me: Your mother is a high profile vehicle and she be turning at the drop of a doughnut
- Cursing out stupid fucking drivers
Me: YA OLD FUQ
Cuddle: You work at Disneyland
Me: Doesn’t stop them from being fucking stupid
- Poooooop
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(via fuckyeahdevilmaycry)
- Me: Is it weird that sometimes I forget my own name?
- Cuddle Bucket: What do you mean?
- Me: Like, sometimes when I think about it, I'm surprised that I'm named Alejandra.
- Cuddle Bucket: Just a little, but I still love you.
- Me: Man we are gay.
(Source: vandaisnotapanda)
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