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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
OH MY GOD I WAS TOTALLY GONNA TRY THIS THE OTHER DAY LOL
DRAGON DILDO POPSICLES HERE I COMEEEEE
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“You’ve got to be kidding me”
Can we please discuss how the Spongebob song ‘Gary Come Home’ is actually really, really sad
‘Cause we are family and forgive me for making you wanna roam,
and now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you’re reading my latest three word poem:
“Gary come home.”
(Source: badvegeta14, via gaymeofthrones)
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
So cuuuuuute
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(Source: dendeunderyourbed)
“He is not a happy camper.”
Submitted by: Coral
Location: California, United States
If there is ever any baby in the entire world that would cry like it was being set on fire, it’d be this one
I did…thing…ehhheh….
the only one i need
(Source: yatterman, via gaymeofthrones)
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