Blah blah gay sex, blah blah Congress

This pretzel is making me thirsty

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badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

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gookgod:

in addition to the metafilter post revealing that ferguson pd is running the darren wilson gofundme, if you click on the forum link providing the proof that ferguson pd’s public affairs officer is fund raising it you’ll see the icon of his forum account 

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if you cant see the icon well its a literally picture of two white cops beating a black man

aint that some shit 

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avianawareness:

I got my adorable budgie pouch from here. Eriko from Japan is a sweetness with a shop full of adorbs. 

Shipping isn’t too bad. It gets here surprisingly quick and not TOO horrible of a price. Japan has the cutest birdy things.

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charlottedreaming:

Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video just broke the Vevo record with 19.6 million views in 24 hours. The record was previously held by Miley Cyrus. Shout outs to Nicki reclaiming Black women’s sexuality while defeating the very white woman who tried to accessorize it.

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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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frothycupofme:

matchxxgrade:

Did Thomas Jefferson have such a hard time getting “All Men (and ideally i’d hope women) are created equal” through peoples thick skulls?

*turns on TV* *Scrolls through tumblr*

Poor bastard was ahead of his time and ours.

Jefferson owned hundreds of slaves.

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