Santa these nuts!

put your thinking cap on and prepare to see me on Friday :P

and nice The Verve reference ;D

it’s just one of those things you notice about yourself that make you realise how much you’ve changed in so short a time, savvy?

is my 100th post.

And it’s about how much I used to hate Modest Mouse, but now can’t live without them.

What happened to me?

god I hate Pixar character designs

when you think about it, people are naked under their clothes.

ew.

well, I just fucked up my Blackberry. Sorry Porthos :C

nocturnal fags all have school tomorrow

CARE ABOUT SCHOOL NOW DO YOU?

I have this belief that it would be ultra romantic to marry a man who knows not a word of English and only knows a language I don’t know at all, because then the desire and want he possesses towards me would be true and honest, you know?

Does that make sense?

what stop I never liked blood before but now it’s in my face all the time and fskfeuiryueryoery I’m speaking Polish

So deli boy was angry about something and totally attacked my clip board with a pen.

PFFT

AHHHHH YEEEEEAAH

I saw my banker buying beer.

I can’t look at her the same anymore Dx

And everyone in the bank recognises me and knows where I work D’x

nocturnal fags WHERE ARE YOU

If I had all the money in the world if I was a wealthy girrrrl

I’d buy myself

• A wonderful Swedish husband to make beautiful babies with
• SAN-X AHHHHHHHHH
• candy

Crooked smile and even crookeder teeth. Does it cancel out of double?

MY STOMACH

went to the Rilakkuma store with the premise that I’d only spend $20 and I already knew what I wanted to buy so it’d only take five minutes.

I FUCKING LIED.

Dante is a vicious ho and Vergil needs his own game U_U

No one’s really going to care but it made me laugh in my head so whatever.

“The Lonely Skulltula” - by Alejandra fjksfhlghahuiggre, my debut book :’D

The saddest thing just happened.

When I dipped my scoop chip into the salsa, it broke D’:

This happened yesterday with my dumpling when the meat fell out and I thought somebody stole it when I wasn’t looking Dx

“What’d you name your car again? Penis? LOL.”

‘You think you’re so clever.’ “No! I’m not that brusque! It’s BADCOCK.”

I google’d google D’:

YAY

YAY

YAY

Dx

sugarrainy:

Guess whose uncle did something monumentally stupid regarding the government? This guy’s.

Even relatives my age ask if I have a boyfriend.

Can’t they just automatically know that I’m saving all my romance and charm for that one Swedish carpenter man who works at IKEA in Stockholm and enjoys gardening and despite all his non-manly interests is still really manly but not too manly god what a man and he’ll fall in love with me at first sight and he’ll give me beautiful children to bear and even an albino son I’ll name Gilbert? special guy?

if I was a guy I’d want a humjob to the tune of Animal (Punks Jump Up Remix) by Mike Snow.

Eating Ramen always hurts my kidneys Dx

I make it rain on these bitches and hoes.

Shit my pants and came simultaneously.

Also $54 more poor :’D

I’m not saving all these Dennor pictures just because Denmark’s in them.

Tattoo is healing nicely :’D