February 2011
Got a present for you~
It’s an uke. :3
I like fish and eggs
that’s my little whale :’D
I'm a not friend apparently :C
sometimes when I’m feeling really cynical and downright bitchy, I just go to my twitter and read all the “misfortune” and “problems” people are having and the stupid discussions and advice stupid girls give other stupid girls.
Meow.
giantalbinowalrus asked: http://tumblyturtle.tumblr.com/
Now you know.
Now you know.
;D
just want to plow Jake Gyllenhaal and pound him into any surface, sand or cushion or fuck who cares just to get him naked AHHHH
We’re sick we’re sick we’re sick but if this is sick I never want to heal Dx
:’D
ISABELA xDD
you appreciate me :’D
If I could just-
hold him down and squeeze him ‘til he cries and own him
god that would be amazing.
I have a problem
and its name is Jake Gyllenhaal.
there’s just something about Jake Gyllenhaal that makes me wish I was a man so I could force him face down on a bed and keep his shoulders held down while I pull his hair and fuck him with abandon until he cries smile.
But that’s just me.
"He snorted unattractively."
I didn’t know it was possible to snort attractively.
Sidenote: I need to invest in
Doc Martens
a CD case for BADCOCK
RILAKKUMA
tattoos :’D
There I go~
yay~
Guilt breakfast on this the most lonely day of the year~
Thanks mom for always managing to find a way to make my visits just that damn expensive.
Ezio: LENOARDO~
Leonardo: Ezio, so good to see you, how can I be of service?
Ezio: BLOW ME GET THE FUCK DOWN AHHH WHO LET YOU OUT OF THE BED?
i wish this would happen Dx
Aunt: What do you need to start a company?
Uncle: Start a company? Money.
Aunt: No! You need a fictitious name, homie!
My aunt is a straight up g.
giantalbinowalrus asked: What would you do if Black Swan wins over Inception for Best Picture?
DARIOOOO
you should watch Love and Other Drugs, it’s all about Viagra towards the end :P
and you see Anne Hathaway’s tits >_>
UGH
now I’m too sick to enjoy the good flavours Dx
eating all the disgusting Starburst flavours first so I don’t feel bad about throwing them away and just eating the good flabours.
