April 2011
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Apr 1st
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I can see unicorns.
Apr 1st
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I am a house of cards. And you are the wind. Oh. Oh no.
Apr 1st
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you were such a p.y.t., catching all the lights
Apr 1st
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Now listen
I want to try something right now See they don’t do this anymore
Apr 1st
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Ladies and gentlemen~
It’s my pleasure to introduce to you~ He’s a friend of mine [yes, oh yes I am~] And he goes by the name~ [Ha ha] Justin~
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
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2 tags
D:
Apr 1st
March 2011
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I’m getting pissed off at the stupidest things.
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
what is modesty?
I walk around topless I take my pants off with the door open I dance in my underwear with the blinds up and window open and yet I blush when anybody puts their hand on my side or stands too close
Mar 31st
3 tags
I seriously cackled at that part of the movie xD
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
30 notes
That awkward moment when your computer breaks down...
I got a Trojan last year and just deleted everything in my memory and heart Dx
Mar 31st
4 tags
HOLD ME GODDAMN
Mar 31st
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3 tags
what I would do to wake up to this or fuck even this
Mar 31st
it's...bikini season?
more like shirtless guy season AWWW YEAAAHHHH I saw at least 4 shirtless men running around my housing development on my way to work. It totally helped that today was a random ass 88 degrees and fairly humid :’D I say random because yesterday was like 70 >_> I need to hurry up and get Damas done so I can strut around with and amaze people like a boss.
Mar 31st
dying my hair tomorrow because the red is coming through and getting my health card like a boss
Mar 31st
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love stories that start off in trains are held dearly in my heart more than any others
Mar 30th
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geometric shapes are not my friends
I’d walk around topless but it’s cold as balls and I can’t let some people know about the ink on my side.
Mar 30th
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in the early a.m.
I’m seriously afraid of 3 a.m. because my sister used to tell me horror stories when I was younger [no idea why, years later still], and I firmly believe evil escapes from its jail to roam.
Mar 30th
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The sleepier I am, the easier it is to type and the less typos I make. I doubt I will ever make sense to even myself. I mean, who in the burning heel is afraid of balloons, doctors with needles, and manta rays but welcomes tattoos and strategically placed bruises? I’m not sure if this is the insomnia talking or where this is really insomnia and not just my will because I’m seriously...
Mar 30th
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I’m thinking that if I were ever to get into make-up, I’d totally go for brown eyeshadow because this sleep/bloodshot/sunken eyed/shiner maybe? look I’m sporting is totally working for me.
Mar 30th
Mar 30th
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talk chav to me, yes
Mar 30th
going to sleep with all the music shizznit that Martina made me months ago. Night~
Mar 29th
hay esta mi corazon
Today I went to the doctor’s office because the gross skin ailment was seriously getting on my nerves and I finally had enough money to go :’D FIRST, the nurse thought I had scabies and I was all GRRL PLZ I’m as clean as the undriven snow, I mean, who would want to shag an age defying short brown girl? Sick fucks but that’s besides the point. Anyway, she sent me off to the...
Mar 29th
I mishya, I mishya, I mishya, I really want to kiss you but I can’t RANDOM ASS NUMBERS KISS ME THRU DA PHOOOONE
Mar 29th
I’m not looking at stuff while my grandma’s friend washes dishes in front of me >_> <_<
Mar 29th
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I woke up one morning truly believing my son had heterochromea. I have no son. The morning before, I was waiting for someone to return to my bed. I sleep with no one.
Mar 28th
giantalbinowalrus asked: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqlr8eSr61qg9upbo1_500.gif

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Mar 28th
It’s been decided. This month is just full of decisions, non? My first child’s name will be Vincent Constantine. His middle name will be Valentine, to which I will always refer to him as, to confuse the little bastard :P And what if, by chance, I have a girl? Simple solution! TO THE ORPHANAGE I’ll try for another baby :P With my hopefully lovely Swedish baby granter :P ...
Mar 28th
Who in the burning hell is T-Pain? Like, seriously, where did he come from? And we accept his auto-tune for, for, music?! Rapping/rhyming/spitting to the mic WHATEVER I understand. I’ll never understand.
Mar 28th
what a bone kill here I was, jamming to some Keane, and it stops right at the apex ._.
Mar 28th
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the Mars Volta is the only reason I sing anymore
Mar 27th
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Listencaitcat: Son et Lumiere | The Mars Volta
Mar 27th
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De-Loused in the Comatorium vs. Amputechture
I’m not even going to touch Frances the Mute because goddamn, Batman. Damn. Anywho! De-Loused in hands down one of the best albums I’ve ever heard and that may not seem like such a grand achievement, but it is. All the thoughts invoked and feelings Cedric manages to convey just through tone of voice alone! It’s amazing. Beautiful. Heart-wrenching even. It’s pretty easy to...
Mar 27th
I’m going to randomly cosplay one day but not make that bigĀ  a deal of it and just troll around the Promenade and my work place and wreak havoc and see if anybody does a double take and then I’ll know THEY’RE GUILTYYYYYY.
Mar 27th
Mar 27th
I’m not mad; you’re just stupid.
Mar 27th
1 tag
no wonder you're single
Professor Layton: This reminds me of a puzzle!
Luke: >_>...no wonder you're still single.
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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I keep bagging on France the country in real life, and yet I live by their culture and beliefs and follow French regiment eating habits and vision of beauty ._.
Mar 27th
Mar 27th
83 notes
wake up in the morning turn to your bedmate use body language to tell them to make you breakfast
Mar 26th
I would love to be in a riot and just go around with a cause and cause property damage!! But then I’d feel guilty and get scared of anybody ruining my outfit >_>
Mar 26th
Somebody please buy me Durarara!! as a gift for no damn reason :3
Mar 26th
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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I have all these pretty, fancy clothes and literally no where to go. Today for example! I put on this cute sailor inspired dress, tights, and my pauper shoes just to go to the Starbucks downhill ._. I seriously need to go outside for a healthy reason :P I always end up dressing up and just laying on the floor in my room and complaining and being a whiny beetch Dx
Mar 26th