I got a Jedhug and Jedkiss
I have a crush “onew” =w= D: no
chopped off my hair
and left only my front bangs and Cain bangs just kidding
YOU LOVE ME
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU READ A STORY THAT HAS LIKE 20 CHAPTERS AND STILL ONGOING AND YOU’RE TOTALLY CAPTIVATED AND YOU GET TO THE END AND IT EITHER A) HASN’T BEEN UPDATED IN A WHILE OR B) LEFT OFF ON A DELICIOUSLY GOOD PART AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE AND LIKE 20 MINUTES LATER YOU’RE LIKE UNTIL YOU REMEMBER
‘cause I’m out in the club when I’m sippin’ the bub then you’re not gonna reach my telephone
fastpuck: oh my god oh my god
MY STATION IS ON FIRE.
they're in my mom's house with me D:
I love wankers
GETTING MY PANTS ON
TO TAKE THEM OF FOR THE IV yay >_> :P :P :P hit me up Dx
giantalbinowalrus asked: JUST CALLED HER. SHE SAYS EITHER SATURDAY OR SUNDAY. AND YES I AM FREE TODAY.
thoughts on ASSCREED trailer
maybe he’ll meet immortal Altaïr D: “Not suitable for children”? Well I’m out Dx Ezio’s voice makes me laugh xD he was going to get teabagged when he said pain D’:
“Hi, my name is Alejandra.” “Nice to meet you Alexandra.” “ALEHANDRA.” >:C DID YOU FUCKING HEAR MY SAY AN X?
drove all the way to Rite-Aid yesterday
just to get a single scoop of cookies ‘n’ cream ice cream. My life is complete.
I’m too scared to fucking call the tattoo parlour and set up an appointment but I’ll just lay there for 2 hours while they drill ink into my skin.
RIO WAS AMAAAAAAZING
The old Cockatoo singing was just PFFT Blu was so lame in this total Michael Cera/Jesse the Facebook guy way xD will.i.am is better as a bird than as a person ._. AHHHHHHH
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:
princessbutterspock: Expectations: Reality:
I love the Zelda fandom :'D
so at home :’DDD
remember when I lost my glasses last summer?
goooooood times not really because I’m near sighted in one eye only and things were blurry and I kept basically punching my eye doing the phantom glasses-sliding-down-the-nose push thing. Summer.
Dx like I’d ever buy a push up bra. Those are for the lonely and totally beyond desperate who can’t fill out even the tiniest cup. I was one step above that AND NOW I’M BEYOND Dx I was just getting used to it D’x
I try to think about it
the leave of absence see, and like, NOTHING COMES TO MIND. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN? It’s like that one movie where the protagonist just wakes up somewhere and has no recollection but just a sliver of reason and D: Wait. I think that was one of my own movie ideas. Well shit.
reason of absence!
no really good reason, other than new Rilakkuma merchandise and work and sleep ._.
listen to me rant, yes?
POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK OH MY GOD DO YOU EVER READ THE SHIT YOU POST? YOU’RE DUMB. TAKE YOU AND YOUR “LOVE” AND GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT INTERNET ACCESS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. In other news, I do believe my tits are growing ._. this is not fair.
I’m about to partake in the fattest thing I’ve ever done ever. And yes, this beats out eating an entire box of Oreos and drinking espresso and lounging and complaining about having to walk the measly 20 feet to the car. I’m about to eat ice cream straight out of the carton ._.
maybe maybe maybe
my boobs hurt because they’re growing
good bye Starbucks Happy Hour. I’ve always thought of Frapps as wussy drinks, but half off? Not a bad deal.
they’re so cute~
sweet freaking jesus
I hope I age as gracefully as Madonna and to some extent, Gandalf.
dear tumblr people
my tits seriously hurt
everybody loves Vicks D:
HOORAY FOR LOVE FOR THE RANDOM CHARACTERS :’DDDD Also, I think the evidence Vicks saw was hair torn from weaves/broken nails
American Boy was buffering and I wasn’t on the tab for it so when I opened the tab, well