May 2012
I was telling lover last night about all the stuff that makes Rob Lowe magical. It was magical.
May 1st
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It came out that way because I started recording with a vertical lens Dx
May 1st
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April 2012
I honest to Santa thought my mom was saying meow for a solid minute. This paaaaaaain.
Apr 30th
After yesterday’s “POOOOP PROBLEM” I should be wary of what I eat. Breakfast today was my weight in oatmeal.
Apr 30th
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I took a shower right now. I did not miss the smell of IV tap water.
Apr 30th
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I’m only tagging lover because he said he “didn’t want to exist on fbook.” Eheheheheheheehhe
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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secretnoodles asked: why you liek all dese tings on my akount?
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Thanks for fixing your horrible wrongs tumblr C:
Apr 26th
I'll just take Lucille's advice and marry an ice...
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 3 HOURS I STILL CAN’T
Apr 23rd
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giantalbinowalrus replied to your post: giantalbinowalrus replied to your post: I… WAIT IS THERE SOMETHING I’M MISSING http://saticoy.tumblr.com/post/21601081614/new-grandmas-house-ahuuuurrrrrr
Apr 23rd
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giantalbinowalrus replied to your post: I CAN’T what happen? EVERYTHING
Apr 23rd
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I CAN’T
Apr 23rd
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NEW GRANDMA’S HOUSE AHUUUURRRRRR
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Pfft I complain about the “update” and the app logs me out Turdass
Apr 22nd
TAKE BACK RADAR AND GIVE US BACK THE ABILITY TO READ OUR POSTS’ COMMENTS, TUMBLR
Apr 22nd
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tell no one but sometimes I do wonder if he only likes me for my male qualities
Apr 22nd
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“If I was a hetero girl instead of the gay boy I truly am on the inside,...”
– Me about me and lover
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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I had a nightmare
And I usually don’t like to think about it, but it’s been the only thing I’ve been able to think about this whole day. [[MORE]] I was in a metropolis area, something akin to L.A. or so, and there was this man that I knew deep down inside was going to kill me. No matter where I was, no matter the crowd, I’d always see him looking straight at me with this blank look. I had...
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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All these unflattering pictures me of make me realise how weird my eyebrows are. Cray cray
Apr 19th
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Let it be said that if we were ever transported to a pirate and/or superhero land, I call dibs on Capt. Candy And Señor Todo Hombre
Apr 19th
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digitallyimpaired: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant oh my god
Apr 19th
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nobody answered my Cooking Mama question I was serious :c
Apr 19th
I should just make a blog of every unflattering picture I send to everyone ever EDIT: done and done at unflatteringlalejandra.tumblr.com EDIT TIMES 12: also uses tag #unflattering pickles
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Apr 19th
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giantalbinowalrus replied to your post: “Bring me your bored housewives, and I will shape… I do not understand but I will accept it. this just happened! Damn you Spongebob!
Apr 19th
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“Bring me your bored housewives, and I will shape them in my image.”
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Can I please have an audio post of the Mr. Krabs cussing freaking out censorship ship?
Apr 19th
giantalbinowalrus asked: why frijoles? :V
Apr 18th